notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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armisael:

why is “think of the children” an anti-gay thing. i hate children. i want to hurt their feelings. thats why im gay

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it


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